Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Every concussion has its silver lining
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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