Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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