After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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