I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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