okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize