I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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