my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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