Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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