? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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