Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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