Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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