Plan B is the new Plan A
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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