yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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