I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
