what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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