Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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