sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
