OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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