Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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