What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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