Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
this hospital has no fireball
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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