He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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