hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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