Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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