so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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