If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm like, not good at living.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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