I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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