Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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