Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
