Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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