so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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