If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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