doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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