Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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