How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue