dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You ate ashes out of my bong
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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