Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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