I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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