..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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