So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i out mim tonsoeep
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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