North Korea, Best Korea!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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