Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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