imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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