Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
