somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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