Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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