Me too!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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