Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen