What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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