you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
