What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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