I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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