Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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