i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So. Much. Porn.
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