Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
